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THE NAKED TRUTH (1) [biggus]
Posted on Monday, January 12 @ 00:00:00 PST by roycrouch
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biggus writes "Mary stood naked before the bathroom mirror
And wiped the steam away so she could see clearer
Then her heart sank at what she could see
She said to her husband "I’m fat and I’m ugly”
“I look horrible; pay me a compliment" she sighed
"You have perfect eyesight" He replied
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Re: THE NAKED TRUTH (1) [biggus] (Score: 1)
by sakeena on Sunday, January 25 @ 19:51:27 PST
(User Info | Send a Message) | Mary stood naked before the bathroom mirror
And wiped the steam away so she could see clearer
Then her heart sank at what she could see
She said to her husband "I’m fat and I’m ugly”
“I look horrible; pay me a compliment" she sighed
"You have perfect eyesight" He replied
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"Well it's a good job He's got better eyesight than both you and me!"
Protested Mary, but not wishing to cause a fight.
"He says I look like a Rose,
He sees in my eyes what you don't see,
You see?" |
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Re: THE NAKED TRUTH (1) [biggus] (Score: 1)
by sakeena on Sunday, January 25 @ 19:54:14 PST
(User Info | Send a Message) | Mary stood naked before the bathroom mirror
And wiped the steam away so she could see clearer
Then her heart sank at what she could see
She said to her husband "I’m fat and I’m ugly”
“I look horrible; pay me a compliment" she sighed
"You have perfect eyesight" He replied
"
"Well it's a good job God's got better eyesight than both you and me!"
Protested Mary, but not wishing to cause a fight.
"He says I look like a Rose,
He sees in my eyes what you don't see,
You see?" |
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